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Vi vet att vi är fabulous.
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Seriöst drömdejt?!
sat next to a guy on the subway who didn’t manspread at all & just quietly read his book. best date ever
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) 25 augusti 2015
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Strategi – visa dig från din sämsta sida.
when u start dating someone the impulse is 2 show them ur best self. dont. turn up 2 that 1st date on fire. if u cant handle me on fire etc.
— beth (@imteddybless) 23 mars 2016
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Pizza > dejt.
[first date]
Him: You’re amazing! I’m having a great time!
Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.— ? (@Sassafrantz) 15 maj 2016
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Det tar ett tag att lära känna en person.
Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don’t like them
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) 17 september 2013
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När man är trött på dejten innan den har hunnit börja.
DATE: um, hi nice to meet y-
ME: *muffled by my jousting helmet* you are a small and weak man— madeleine sweet (@madeleinesweet) 27 februari 2015
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Ibland vill man bara äta brödpinnar utan att behöva gå på dejt samtidigt.
honestly the assumption that you have to go on a date to have a handbag stuffed with breadsticks is very toxic & exlusionary to me
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) 6 augusti 2015
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Kan man få både och?
DATING PROFILE: i want someone with the grim conviction of a detective solving the murder at the end of the episode but goofy too, ya know?
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) 30 maj 2016
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Alla knep är värda att testas osv.
Dating Tip: stare at your phone willing them to text you until your resentment grows to such a point that you never want to see them again!
— ktkins (@voldemortsbicep) 30 augusti 2016
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Obekväm tystnad eller skön tystnad?
sometimes I just say really boring things to the guy im dating to make sure we are still on speaking terms after a couple minutes of silence
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) 14 juli 2016
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För den som känner sig ensam.
DATING TIP: If you fill up a backpack with hot bread and wear it to bed it feels like spooning
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) 27 september 2015
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Typ som att överdriva om sitt CV på jobbintervjun…
First date
Him: What do you do?
Me [pulls out a Victoria’s Secret catalog that I’ve clearly glued photos of my face into]
”I’m a model.”
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) 28 oktober 2015
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Man får sätta sina egna regler.
In relationships, I’m an old-fashioned kind of girl. When I’m having sex on the first date, I only do it by candlelight.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) 24 augusti 2011
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Crazy catlady?
5 Ways To Tell If You’re Dating a Real Man
1 Is he strong
2 Is he soft
3 Is he agile
4 Does he leave hair on your bed
5 You’re dating a cat— maura quint (@behindyourback) 30 december 2015
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Alla gillar väl makaron-konst?
[first date]
I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.
*subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*
-Yeah, totally.
— molly (@MollySneed) 17 april 2015
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När man inte orkar anstränga sig.
I don’t use social media or apps to date because I’m in my 30s and I prefer meeting men the old fashioned way: never.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) 17 juni 2016
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Bra raggningsreplik ändå.
Trying to flirt? I can help. I know all the best compliments. Like this one: ”you have very healthy pink gums” That one is yours free.
— Jess (@jessokfine) 16 oktober 2016
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När inget går din väg.
Tack Buzzfeed för inspo!